- Glug, glug, going down.
- Something smells rotten around here - oh, it's me.
- This is harassment, taking photos of me, I'll report you to the Police.
- A sea of red everywhere and I have to be knocked under by a yellow buoy.
Yet again Allen Bevan fails to unseat Mike Powell in Trallwn, Do the Labour party really hate him that much that they put him back there again this time? Even on the back of such a massive swing to Labour this unpleasant little character couldn't get elected. His unsavoury leaflets left almost as bad a taste as the ridiculous allegations of harassment he made against Mike just before the Assembly elections.
He couldn't turn up to a hustings last week because - so he told the organiser - he was still in mourning for his wife who died several months ago. This didn't prevent him from contesting the election, putting out attack leaflets, knocking doors with Oily Smith. But he couldn't manage to man up enough for a face to face fair and square quetsion and answer session.
This is an example of Labour at its worst.